Ladgomlunhasyarlflanhapjig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured hedgehog.

Ladgomlunhasyarlflanhapjig created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladgomlunhasyarlflanhapjig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ladgomlunhasyarlflanhapjig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Ladgomlunhasyarlflanhapjig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ladgomlunhasyarlflanhapjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always obey Ladgomlunhasyarlflanhapjig's priests.

5. Never pour water over plants.