Vadbarnkim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish horse.

Vadbarnkim created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vadbarnkim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vadbarnkim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vadbarnkim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vadbarnkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.