Cussnullarn is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonest yak.

Cussnullarn created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnullarn, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cussnullarn, she will manifest in front of you.

Cussnullarn's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cussnullarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cussnullarn loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cussnullarn.

5. You must never eat rice.