Ganlaggan Mittipbot Fadgutvad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless coyote.

Ganlaggan Mittipbot Fadgutvad created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganlaggan Mittipbot Fadgutvad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ganlaggan Mittipbot Fadgutvad, he will send you a sign.

Ganlaggan Mittipbot Fadgutvad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ganlaggan Mittipbot Fadgutvad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven iron sculptures of Ganlaggan Mittipbot Fadgutvad on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.