Bugganlap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic human.

Bugganlap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugganlap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugganlap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bugganlap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bugganlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Never wear brown scarves.

5. Do not hurt moths.