Ratcimgig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody hippopotamus.

Ratcimgig created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratcimgig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratcimgig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Ratcimgig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ratcimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Never play with disobedient children.