Ligfasrul is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive dolphin.

Ligfasrul created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Ligfasrul, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ligfasrul, it will turn you into a mole.

Ligfasrul's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ligfasrul's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ligfasrul first in all things.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never wear magenta boots.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never think about gravity.