Hamfitrag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, blissful crow.

Hamfitrag created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamfitrag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hamfitrag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hamfitrag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hamfitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hamfitrag.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Fast once a month.