Hotdonfas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome chicken.

Hotdonfas created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotdonfas, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hotdonfas, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hotdonfas' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hotdonfas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hotdonfas five times a day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.