Labhom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, resourceful bat.

Labhom created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labhom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Labhom, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Labhom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Labhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to birds while wearing turquoise shoes.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Never jump near gulls.

4. Run away if five great tits approach from the west.

5. Always obey Labhom's priests.