Migyikdon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered spider.

Migyikdon created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Migyikdon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Migyikdon, she will turn you into a duck.

Migyikdon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Migyikdon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Migyikdon on top of all buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Migyikdon.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always help swans.