Bastyaksak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish parrot.

Bastyaksak created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastyaksak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bastyaksak, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bastyaksak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bastyaksak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Put Bastyaksak first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Never skip in holy places.