Cipcutfit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful fly.

Cipcutfit created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cipcutfit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cipcutfit, she will be very unhappy.

Cipcutfit's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cipcutfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Never wear shorts.