Zanmitren is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane wolf.

Zanmitren created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zanmitren, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanmitren, she will destroy your favourite star.

Zanmitren's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Zanmitren's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zanmitren.

5. Never talk about fire.