Rutvinflow is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy dugong.

Rutvinflow created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutvinflow, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rutvinflow, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rutvinflow's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rutvinflow's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Rutvinflow loves foxes, so they must be honoured.