Fenbudsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever dog.

Fenbudsaw created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbudsaw, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenbudsaw, she will come to you in dreams.

Fenbudsaw's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fenbudsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fenbudsaw on top of all buildings.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never pour water over plants.