Zodyattster is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane squirrel.

Zodyattster created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zodyattster, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zodyattster, she will not care at all.

Zodyattster's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zodyattster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.