Belldutpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy whale.

Belldutpod created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Belldutpod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Belldutpod, she will not care at all.

Belldutpod's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Belldutpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not covet oxen.