Fodgubort is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty spider.

Fodgubort created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodgubort, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodgubort, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fodgubort's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fodgubort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Put Fodgubort first in all things.

5. You must never eat cherries.