Yattquimwon Flissabnakbensandkancib is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, smart fox.

Yattquimwon Flissabnakbensandkancib created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattquimwon Flissabnakbensandkancib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yattquimwon Flissabnakbensandkancib, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yattquimwon Flissabnakbensandkancib's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yattquimwon Flissabnakbensandkancib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest blue.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Yattquimwon Flissabnakbensandkancib loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.