Stiksabdub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental salamander.

Stiksabdub created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiksabdub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stiksabdub, he will turn you into a worm.

Stiksabdub's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stiksabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve boots.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Worship no other gods but Stiksabdub.

5. Always obey Stiksabdub's priests.