Gemyembum is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, idiotic clam.

Gemyembum created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemyembum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gemyembum, he will cry a lot.

Gemyembum's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gemyembum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Gemyembum loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never hurt snakes.