Cisslamtap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong shark.

Cisslamtap created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisslamtap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cisslamtap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cisslamtap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cisslamtap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cisslamtap.

4. Do not take Cisslamtap's name in vain.

5. Never look in ponds.