Larpfarnvog Poptunjon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless centipede.

Larpfarnvog Poptunjon created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpfarnvog Poptunjon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpfarnvog Poptunjon, it will not care.

Larpfarnvog Poptunjon's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Larpfarnvog Poptunjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never sing near dogs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.