Fligvankad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless jaguar.

Fligvankad created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligvankad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fligvankad, it will turn you into a plant.

Fligvankad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fligvankad's Holy Commandments

1. Fligvankad loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fligvankad.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.