Appzimhat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient horse.

Appzimhat created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appzimhat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Appzimhat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Appzimhat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Appzimhat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat peas.