Hondutmit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sapient meerkat.

Hondutmit created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hondutmit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hondutmit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hondutmit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hondutmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Hondutmit three times a day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.