Binbesscid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, boastful dryad.

Binbesscid created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbesscid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Binbesscid, it will turn you into a mouse.

Binbesscid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Binbesscid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Do not covet oxen.