Capdudbundognell is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm goblin.

Capdudbundognell created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capdudbundognell, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Capdudbundognell, he will turn you into a plant.

Capdudbundognell's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Capdudbundognell's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear yellow jumpers.