Bonyarttin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental octopus.

Bonyarttin created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonyarttin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonyarttin, it will strike you with lightening.

Bonyarttin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bonyarttin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Bonyarttin must be the most important thing in your life.