Siglanged is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonest alligator.

Siglanged created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Siglanged, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Siglanged, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Siglanged's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Siglanged's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five rats approach from the south.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Siglanged.

3. Run away if six squirrels approach from the west.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Siglanged.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.