Zimfidjop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient dingo.

Zimfidjop created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimfidjop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zimfidjop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zimfidjop's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zimfidjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never eat green fruit.