Rullnurtkipwotsadgoftigcap Banabhom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered newt.

Rullnurtkipwotsadgoftigcap Banabhom created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullnurtkipwotsadgoftigcap Banabhom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rullnurtkipwotsadgoftigcap Banabhom, he will come to you in dreams.

Rullnurtkipwotsadgoftigcap Banabhom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rullnurtkipwotsadgoftigcap Banabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help otters.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never bounce in the presence of doves.