Legcunsit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited dingo.

Legcunsit created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Legcunsit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Legcunsit, it will think nothing of it.

Legcunsit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Legcunsit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. You must never eat carrots.