Busgarhon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, caring warg.

Busgarhon created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Busgarhon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Busgarhon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Busgarhon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Busgarhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed onions to horses while wearing orange skirts.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.