Fadkimtip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonest hedgehog.

Fadkimtip created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadkimtip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fadkimtip, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fadkimtip's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fadkimtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from purple nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never talk about fire.