Titorthabkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited crane.

Titorthabkop created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titorthabkop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Titorthabkop, it will be very unhappy.

Titorthabkop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Titorthabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must love Titorthabkop.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never wear black dresses.