Gamcetfob is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, capable bear.

Gamcetfob created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamcetfob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gamcetfob, he will torture you forever.

Gamcetfob's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gamcetfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Gamcetfob's priests.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.