Hambemcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring warg.

Hambemcuss created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hambemcuss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hambemcuss, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hambemcuss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hambemcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from red mice for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.