Dimguprak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous parrot.

Dimguprak created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimguprak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dimguprak, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dimguprak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dimguprak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.