Ril is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, able crow.

Ril created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ril, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ril, he will turn you into a dog.

Ril's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ril's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat green fruit.