Bopzaglidcin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, two-faced shark.

Bopzaglidcin created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopzaglidcin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bopzaglidcin, he will come to you in dreams.

Bopzaglidcin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bopzaglidcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Retreat if three mice approach from the south.