Vadrawgut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane jaguar.

Vadrawgut created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vadrawgut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadrawgut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vadrawgut's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vadrawgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide from green doves for they are unholy.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Respect your elders.