Waprullsog Xucktif is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud otter.

Waprullsog Xucktif created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waprullsog Xucktif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Waprullsog Xucktif, he will destroy your home planet.

Waprullsog Xucktif's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Waprullsog Xucktif's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from indigo pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never bounce in holy places.