Cepkomhud Rapyart is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient mink.

Cepkomhud Rapyart created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepkomhud Rapyart, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cepkomhud Rapyart, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cepkomhud Rapyart's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cepkomhud Rapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Cepkomhud Rapyart on top of all buildings.