Midkenmin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair dingo.

Midkenmin created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midkenmin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Midkenmin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Midkenmin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Midkenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help sheep.

5. You must pray to Midkenmin seven times a day.