Timbonkmab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, moody fly.

Timbonkmab created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timbonkmab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Timbonkmab, he will laugh at you.

Timbonkmab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Timbonkmab's Holy Commandments

1. Timbonkmab loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timbonkmab.

3. Never talk about pigs.

4. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

5. Do not hurt moths.