Hudflowflatlarpbestleg Gumtarpsin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair alligator.

Hudflowflatlarpbestleg Gumtarpsin created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudflowflatlarpbestleg Gumtarpsin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hudflowflatlarpbestleg Gumtarpsin, she will turn you into a frog.

Hudflowflatlarpbestleg Gumtarpsin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hudflowflatlarpbestleg Gumtarpsin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three cats approach from the north.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must love Hudflowflatlarpbestleg Gumtarpsin.

5. Do not shave your head.