Sisbuncab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring manatee.

Sisbuncab created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sisbuncab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sisbuncab, it will destroy your home planet.

Sisbuncab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sisbuncab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never bounce in holy places.