Habmapfag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthinking dragonfly.

Habmapfag created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Habmapfag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Habmapfag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Habmapfag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Habmapfag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine tin sculptures of Habmapfag on top of important buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Always obey Habmapfag's priests.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never laugh near sheep.